Oh my god, that is so me.
Probably what I would do.
I actually get a lot of the opposite. I could say that I’m Artistic and it would say that I’m very serious and into my work and will stop at nothing and maybe I should get a life instead of throwing myself into my work so hard. So like, every quiz I take turns out drastically wrong. Not sure how…
I’ve stopped taking these quizzes for the very reason you stated in your comic.
“A distraction from the emptiness inside.” Genius.
Then there’s the quizzes that are like “which character from x movie or show are you most like?” and then all the questions really blatantly are just having you pick really obvious traits of those characters.